1 00:00:03,168 --> 00:00:05,970 [♪] 2 00:01:17,109 --> 00:01:18,176 [barks] 3 00:01:23,316 --> 00:01:26,218 Uh, no, thanks, boy. I'm not hungry. 4 00:01:26,219 --> 00:01:30,455 Buck: Feed me, you big, rumpled shoe salesman. 5 00:01:30,456 --> 00:01:33,824 Yep. Quite a day, isn't it, boy? 6 00:01:33,825 --> 00:01:36,394 Wife in wanker county, visitin' the relatives, 7 00:01:36,395 --> 00:01:38,996 And ol' dad here waitin' for his favorite dessert 8 00:01:38,997 --> 00:01:40,865 In the history of the world. 9 00:01:40,866 --> 00:01:42,533 Yep, cherry cheesecake 10 00:01:42,534 --> 00:01:45,870 From the famous chuck's cheese bowl. 11 00:01:45,871 --> 00:01:48,273 Can you feel the excitement, boy? 12 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:51,275 Feed me. 13 00:01:51,777 --> 00:01:53,144 No breakfast for me today. 14 00:01:53,145 --> 00:01:54,779 I want the first taste in my mouth 15 00:01:54,780 --> 00:01:56,915 To be cherry cheesecake. 16 00:01:56,916 --> 00:01:58,983 Yeah, you wouldn't want that first taste 17 00:01:58,984 --> 00:02:01,452 To be toothpaste or anything. 18 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:04,922 Oh, bud, I'm goin' to work. 19 00:02:04,923 --> 00:02:06,991 Listen, uh, there's somethin' I need you to do, 20 00:02:06,992 --> 00:02:08,660 But I can't think of what it is. 21 00:02:08,661 --> 00:02:09,827 Feed the dog. 22 00:02:09,828 --> 00:02:10,962 Feed the dog. 23 00:02:10,963 --> 00:02:12,898 Feed the dog. 24 00:02:12,899 --> 00:02:15,033 Oh, yeah, feed the dog. 25 00:02:15,034 --> 00:02:18,169 Yes! 26 00:02:18,170 --> 00:02:19,737 You want some food, boy? 27 00:02:19,738 --> 00:02:21,105 Well, gee, if you're done 28 00:02:21,106 --> 00:02:24,008 Sifting through your playboys. 29 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:28,279 Let's just see what's in this stuff, huh? 30 00:02:30,549 --> 00:02:33,384 Hm. "beef byproducts... 31 00:02:33,385 --> 00:02:35,553 "chicken byproducts... 32 00:02:35,554 --> 00:02:38,323 Corn meal." 33 00:02:46,132 --> 00:02:48,300 Hey. Hey, stop that! 34 00:02:48,301 --> 00:02:51,869 Oh, he's getting germs all over it. 35 00:02:51,870 --> 00:02:54,371 Oh, now it's ruined. 36 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:02,146 Well, you sleep with him, you might as well eat like him. 37 00:03:03,115 --> 00:03:04,782 I-- I wasn't eating anything. 38 00:03:04,783 --> 00:03:08,486 I-- I just thought I-- I heard something. 39 00:03:09,422 --> 00:03:12,056 Can the malarkey. Share. 40 00:03:14,594 --> 00:03:16,093 Well, would you look at this? 41 00:03:16,094 --> 00:03:17,195 This is a lot better 42 00:03:17,196 --> 00:03:20,832 Than getting gassed at the pound. 43 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:21,700 Listen, kel, 44 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:23,267 I'm going to play some soccer. 45 00:03:23,268 --> 00:03:26,204 Oh, uh, dad told me to tell you to feed the dog. 46 00:03:26,205 --> 00:03:29,174 Oh, no, not the girl! 47 00:03:29,175 --> 00:03:32,577 [door opens and closes] 48 00:03:33,645 --> 00:03:36,648 What was I supposed to do? 49 00:03:36,649 --> 00:03:39,617 I'm dead. 50 00:03:40,486 --> 00:03:42,219 Let's see. 51 00:03:42,220 --> 00:03:43,420 I woke up, 52 00:03:43,421 --> 00:03:45,356 So that's not it. 53 00:03:45,357 --> 00:03:48,392 I showered, brushed, dressed, 54 00:03:48,393 --> 00:03:51,328 Came home... 55 00:03:53,098 --> 00:03:54,732 Well, my job's done. 56 00:03:54,733 --> 00:03:56,468 I guess it's time to go to the mall. 57 00:03:56,469 --> 00:03:58,336 Bye, boy. 58 00:03:58,337 --> 00:04:00,338 Well, when the going gets tough, 59 00:04:00,339 --> 00:04:02,740 The tough drink outta the toilet. 60 00:04:05,177 --> 00:04:08,313 [cool blues song playing] 61 00:04:08,314 --> 00:04:10,615 ♪ I was born in the junkyard ♪ 62 00:04:10,616 --> 00:04:12,883 ♪ a child of the streets ♪ 63 00:04:12,884 --> 00:04:15,152 ♪ my dinner was cats and garbage ♪ 64 00:04:15,153 --> 00:04:17,822 ♪ and other tasty treats ♪ 65 00:04:17,823 --> 00:04:19,957 ♪ police chased and caught me ♪ 66 00:04:19,958 --> 00:04:22,126 ♪ I was in the pound alone ♪ 67 00:04:22,127 --> 00:04:23,828 ♪ the bundys came and got me ♪ 68 00:04:23,829 --> 00:04:26,264 ♪ didn't even bring a bone ♪ 69 00:04:27,099 --> 00:04:28,799 ♪ I'm hungry out here ♪ 70 00:04:30,369 --> 00:04:32,403 ♪ I ain't talkin' jive ♪ 71 00:04:34,573 --> 00:04:37,408 ♪ I'll eat anything ♪ 72 00:04:37,409 --> 00:04:40,111 ♪ even if it's alive ♪ 73 00:04:43,148 --> 00:04:45,450 ♪ don't want no fax machine ♪ 74 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:47,785 ♪ got no use for phones ♪ 75 00:04:47,786 --> 00:04:50,155 ♪ don't even want my belly rubbed ♪ 76 00:04:50,156 --> 00:04:53,057 ♪ just give me a blood-stained bone ♪ 77 00:04:54,159 --> 00:04:55,860 ♪ I'm starvin' out here, mama ♪ 78 00:04:57,863 --> 00:05:00,431 ♪ got no food to call my own ♪ 79 00:05:03,268 --> 00:05:06,938 ♪ you better watch your wives and children ♪ 80 00:05:06,939 --> 00:05:09,573 ♪ I'm out here prowlin' for a bone ♪ 81 00:05:13,946 --> 00:05:16,914 [barking] 82 00:05:16,915 --> 00:05:18,816 [italian accent] hey, the little tramp. 83 00:05:18,817 --> 00:05:21,585 Hey, I bet you're hungry. 84 00:05:21,586 --> 00:05:26,057 Buck: No, I just like kissin' foreign butt. 85 00:05:26,725 --> 00:05:28,893 How about some meatball, yes? 86 00:05:28,894 --> 00:05:30,195 Meatballs? 87 00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:32,663 Meatballs would be very nice, sir. 88 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:35,466 Man [italian accent]: Do not feed the dog. 89 00:05:35,467 --> 00:05:37,768 It's the boss. Shh. 90 00:05:37,769 --> 00:05:41,739 I'm trying to run italian restaurant here. 91 00:05:41,740 --> 00:05:44,174 That's tomorrow's special. 92 00:05:44,175 --> 00:05:46,544 [speaking in japanese] [speaking in italian] 93 00:05:46,545 --> 00:05:48,445 [grunts] 94 00:05:49,715 --> 00:05:51,148 Oh, well, there's always 95 00:05:51,149 --> 00:05:52,850 The soul-food place up the street 96 00:05:52,851 --> 00:05:54,919 Run by koreans. 97 00:05:56,388 --> 00:05:58,856 Whoa, mama! 98 00:06:00,392 --> 00:06:03,694 Look at the two pair of legs on this bitch. 99 00:06:06,731 --> 00:06:08,399 Hey, baby. 100 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:10,201 Did you get the message I left for you 101 00:06:10,202 --> 00:06:13,271 On the hydrant down the street? 102 00:06:14,606 --> 00:06:18,142 [female voice] oh, god, not another jerk. 103 00:06:18,143 --> 00:06:19,643 Look, I have no time. 104 00:06:19,644 --> 00:06:21,579 I'm getting ready to run into traffic 105 00:06:21,580 --> 00:06:23,714 And kill myself. 106 00:06:23,715 --> 00:06:27,251 Whoa, heavy. 107 00:06:27,252 --> 00:06:29,620 Hey, uh, you wanna give me a little somethin' first? 108 00:06:29,621 --> 00:06:31,689 [chuckles] 109 00:06:31,690 --> 00:06:35,793 You know, that way you can die with a wag on your tail. 110 00:06:37,963 --> 00:06:40,464 I'd rather live. 111 00:06:41,867 --> 00:06:43,501 Well, aren't you even gonna ask me 112 00:06:43,502 --> 00:06:44,935 Why I'm gonna kill myself? 113 00:06:44,936 --> 00:06:49,406 Uh, with my luck, I get the one that wants to talk. 114 00:06:49,407 --> 00:06:51,542 Okay, baby. What's the problem? 115 00:06:51,543 --> 00:06:54,445 No one loves me. I have no family. 116 00:06:54,446 --> 00:06:56,447 It's tough out here on the street. 117 00:06:56,448 --> 00:06:57,882 Uh, yeah, that's too bad. 118 00:06:57,883 --> 00:06:59,584 Hey, listen, 119 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:01,853 Uh, you've got a little piece of lint on your back. 120 00:07:01,854 --> 00:07:03,954 Want me to get that for ya? Heh-heh. 121 00:07:03,955 --> 00:07:07,826 I'd rather give it up to garfield. 122 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:10,528 Oh, baby, look, uh, I know what you're thinkin', 123 00:07:10,529 --> 00:07:12,396 Uh, but I'm no street trash. 124 00:07:12,397 --> 00:07:13,832 I got me a crib in the 'burbs, 125 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:15,600 You know? 126 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:16,567 Two bathrooms: 127 00:07:16,568 --> 00:07:19,570 One in the front yard, one in the back. 128 00:07:19,571 --> 00:07:20,704 Come on, check it out. 129 00:07:20,705 --> 00:07:22,340 Hm, well... 130 00:07:22,341 --> 00:07:23,407 All right. 131 00:07:23,408 --> 00:07:27,078 But keep it holstered, okay? 132 00:07:27,079 --> 00:07:28,746 Hey, you got it, baby. 133 00:07:28,747 --> 00:07:29,747 [chuckles] 134 00:07:31,850 --> 00:07:33,384 Mmm. 135 00:07:33,385 --> 00:07:36,020 Must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that. 136 00:07:36,021 --> 00:07:37,254 [chuckles] 137 00:07:39,758 --> 00:07:41,526 Daddy, aren't you gonna eat your burger? 138 00:07:41,527 --> 00:07:43,027 No. 139 00:07:43,028 --> 00:07:46,297 I shall not soil my palate until my cheesecake has arrived. 140 00:07:47,833 --> 00:07:49,066 Can dad's life be so empty 141 00:07:49,067 --> 00:07:51,602 That a piece of cheesecake is this important? 142 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:55,506 Is this your first day here? 143 00:07:57,409 --> 00:07:59,376 [jangling] 144 00:08:00,479 --> 00:08:02,313 It's my cheesecake! 145 00:08:06,117 --> 00:08:07,819 What the hell is this? 146 00:08:09,421 --> 00:08:11,055 Aw, look. 147 00:08:11,056 --> 00:08:13,624 Buck brought home a little girlfriend. 148 00:08:13,625 --> 00:08:17,628 No more of dad's shoe for you, huh, big boy? 149 00:08:19,898 --> 00:08:23,400 Buck: No, from now on, they're both yours. 150 00:08:27,005 --> 00:08:29,140 Aw, isn't she cute? 151 00:08:29,141 --> 00:08:30,608 My, god, the girl reeks 152 00:08:30,609 --> 00:08:33,277 Of construction workers and peroxide. 153 00:08:35,380 --> 00:08:36,714 [knock on door] 154 00:08:36,715 --> 00:08:38,883 It's here! It's here! 155 00:08:40,052 --> 00:08:41,052 Well, we're back. 156 00:08:41,053 --> 00:08:42,186 Yeah, we got it. 157 00:08:42,187 --> 00:08:43,821 You wouldn't believe the trouble-- 158 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:50,862 Do you know what hell we went through 159 00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:52,697 To get you that cheesecake? 160 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:54,965 We had to cut our honeymoon short 161 00:08:54,966 --> 00:08:56,768 So that we could make a two-day trek 162 00:08:56,769 --> 00:09:00,405 Through the dark side of wisconsin's cheese country. 163 00:09:00,406 --> 00:09:04,375 Livin' off cheese wine, nibblin' on cheese bread, 164 00:09:04,376 --> 00:09:08,145 Havin' to make cheap cheese love. 165 00:09:08,146 --> 00:09:10,715 And we almost got lost a thousand times. 166 00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:13,317 Well, that's why I sent peg with you as a guide. 167 00:09:13,318 --> 00:09:16,754 Yeah, thanks so much for sending you wife on our honeymoon. 168 00:09:16,755 --> 00:09:19,257 Without her playing pinochle with us every night, 169 00:09:19,258 --> 00:09:21,059 We don't know what we would have done. 170 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:22,393 Well, she's been beggin' 171 00:09:22,394 --> 00:09:23,995 For a second honeymoon for years, 172 00:09:23,996 --> 00:09:25,929 So I figured, better you than me. 173 00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:29,934 Kids... 174 00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:32,937 ...Here we go. 175 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:35,806 Yeow! Ugh. 176 00:09:35,807 --> 00:09:38,977 Jeez, there must be a dead man in there. 177 00:09:38,978 --> 00:09:41,279 Ah, boy, you know there's no mistakin' real cheese. 178 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:44,515 And, you know, pumpkin, they age this cheese six months. 179 00:09:44,516 --> 00:09:46,017 Where, in the belly of a bear? 180 00:09:46,018 --> 00:09:47,251 Ugh. 181 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,120 Let's do it. 182 00:09:49,121 --> 00:09:50,988 [inhaling deeply] 183 00:09:55,394 --> 00:09:58,629 I'm going in. 184 00:10:09,808 --> 00:10:11,576 This is a horrible hoax! 185 00:10:11,577 --> 00:10:14,479 This isn't an authentic chuck's cheese bowl cherry cheesecake! 186 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,280 You went to the wrong place! 187 00:10:16,281 --> 00:10:18,683 I don't think there are a lot of chuck's cheese bowls 188 00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:20,851 In tanoose, wisconsin. 189 00:10:20,852 --> 00:10:25,022 Just a belch and a holler from wanker county. 190 00:10:25,023 --> 00:10:26,691 Where we met so many nice people 191 00:10:26,692 --> 00:10:31,328 Who said wise things like, "I gots my own teeth." 192 00:10:31,329 --> 00:10:33,097 Yeah, and, uh, 193 00:10:33,098 --> 00:10:36,366 [southern accent] "I'll trade you my sister for your bic lighter." 194 00:10:36,367 --> 00:10:39,070 [guffawing] 195 00:10:39,071 --> 00:10:40,738 Ah, yes, we had such a great time. 196 00:10:40,739 --> 00:10:42,139 We must show you the slides 197 00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:44,341 Of me getting fondled at the gas station 198 00:10:44,342 --> 00:10:48,278 By something that was half-man, half-owl. 199 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:51,982 Dad, they met cousin hooty. 200 00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:56,921 [sighs] 201 00:10:56,922 --> 00:10:58,155 Well, anyway. 202 00:10:58,156 --> 00:11:00,290 We saved the receipt so you could repay us. 203 00:11:01,993 --> 00:11:03,728 All right, I got the money out in the car. 204 00:11:03,729 --> 00:11:04,729 Good. 205 00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:06,597 Thirty-four, ninety-five? Right. 206 00:11:06,598 --> 00:11:08,665 We'll make it a nice even $35 for your trouble. 207 00:11:08,666 --> 00:11:10,801 Okay. Thanks a lot. That would be good-- 208 00:11:19,277 --> 00:11:22,179 Like I'd really pay for the wrong cheesecake. 209 00:11:22,180 --> 00:11:24,248 Or the right one. 210 00:11:24,249 --> 00:11:26,516 Man, I'm starving to death. Where's my burger? 211 00:11:30,055 --> 00:11:33,024 Hey, babe, I told you I'd take care of you. 212 00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:34,892 Now, how about sharin' some of that burger 213 00:11:34,893 --> 00:11:38,529 With your sugar doggie? 214 00:11:38,530 --> 00:11:40,531 I would, but he's in mexico. 215 00:11:40,532 --> 00:11:41,933 [chuckles] 216 00:11:41,934 --> 00:11:44,201 Come on, let's go play with the new dog. 217 00:11:44,202 --> 00:11:45,402 Did anybody feed buck? 218 00:11:45,403 --> 00:11:46,403 Who's buck? 219 00:11:46,404 --> 00:11:47,938 [both laughing] 220 00:11:49,474 --> 00:11:50,974 [chuckles] 221 00:11:50,975 --> 00:11:53,210 You dirty son of a... 222 00:11:54,412 --> 00:11:55,880 [groans] 223 00:11:57,282 --> 00:11:58,616 Come here, buck. 224 00:11:58,617 --> 00:12:01,018 Wrong cheesecake. 225 00:12:01,019 --> 00:12:02,253 All I want out of life 226 00:12:02,254 --> 00:12:04,055 Is a rancid piece of chuck's cheese bowl 227 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:05,223 Famous cherry cheesecake. 228 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:07,158 Can't even get it. 229 00:12:07,159 --> 00:12:09,861 I'm so depressed. 230 00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:12,230 Why can't my life be as good as yours, boy? 231 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:15,566 Ugh, take a shower. 232 00:12:20,472 --> 00:12:22,240 Well, if this is chuck's cheese bowl, 233 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,742 You should know what his name is. 234 00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:28,178 He was your chef for 24 years. 235 00:12:28,179 --> 00:12:31,983 No, I'm not the irs. 236 00:12:34,119 --> 00:12:36,820 Chitty chitty cheese bang. 237 00:12:36,821 --> 00:12:38,822 In wisconsin. 238 00:12:38,823 --> 00:12:40,824 Thanks. 239 00:12:40,825 --> 00:12:42,894 I don't care if he was a war criminal. 240 00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:46,764 You had no right to let him go. 241 00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:50,867 Well, he made the best cherry cheesecake in the free world. 242 00:12:50,868 --> 00:12:52,903 Just tell me where he went. 243 00:12:52,904 --> 00:12:54,805 [ringing] 244 00:12:54,806 --> 00:12:56,240 Hans? 245 00:12:56,241 --> 00:12:58,175 Oh, it's you, peg. 246 00:12:58,176 --> 00:12:59,776 Yeah, you miss me? Yeah, who cares? 247 00:12:59,777 --> 00:13:01,846 I'm busy, all right? 248 00:13:01,847 --> 00:13:04,482 Listen, you french moron! 249 00:13:04,483 --> 00:13:06,884 We saved your cowardly wine-soaked behinds 250 00:13:06,885 --> 00:13:08,452 In the war! 251 00:13:08,453 --> 00:13:09,687 In all the wars! 252 00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:12,389 Every stinkin' war you ever been in! 253 00:13:12,390 --> 00:13:15,158 Now you tell me where you're hidin' hans before I--! 254 00:13:15,159 --> 00:13:18,796 Hello? 255 00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:22,700 They really are rude to americans! 256 00:13:22,701 --> 00:13:25,403 Thank you. Thank you! Thank you! 257 00:13:25,404 --> 00:13:28,806 Kelly. Kelly. 258 00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:31,409 I did it. I did it. I found my cheesecake. 259 00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:33,010 You were doubting me, but I was right. 260 00:13:33,011 --> 00:13:35,246 There was something wrong with that cheesecake. 261 00:13:35,247 --> 00:13:37,815 See, it was the right place, but the wrong chef. 262 00:13:37,816 --> 00:13:39,517 The chef that made my cherry cheesecake 263 00:13:39,518 --> 00:13:41,018 Left chuck's cheese bowl. 264 00:13:41,019 --> 00:13:42,486 Daddy, you're spitting on me. 265 00:13:44,088 --> 00:13:45,990 You can't me you're not proud of your old dad. 266 00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:48,025 'cause I trailed hans all over europe 267 00:13:48,026 --> 00:13:49,593 Till I finally found him in germany. 268 00:13:49,594 --> 00:13:51,228 See, he had gone there to die, 269 00:13:51,229 --> 00:13:53,296 But he promised to ship me one of his cheesecakes 270 00:13:53,297 --> 00:13:55,298 If I saved it as a testimonial to his greatness, 271 00:13:55,299 --> 00:13:57,367 And I agreed, but... 272 00:13:57,368 --> 00:13:58,435 I'm really gonna eat it! 273 00:13:58,436 --> 00:13:59,436 [laughing] 274 00:14:12,951 --> 00:14:13,951 Hey, guys. 275 00:14:13,952 --> 00:14:14,952 Watch. 276 00:14:14,953 --> 00:14:16,453 This dog can do tricks. 277 00:14:16,454 --> 00:14:18,022 Sit. 278 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:20,324 Foot. 279 00:14:20,325 --> 00:14:21,325 Speak. 280 00:14:21,326 --> 00:14:22,326 [barks] 281 00:14:23,294 --> 00:14:24,328 Hey. 282 00:14:24,329 --> 00:14:25,596 Hey, I can do all that stuff. 283 00:14:25,597 --> 00:14:27,932 Ask me somethin'. Go ahead, ask me. 284 00:14:27,933 --> 00:14:29,667 Buck, somersault. 285 00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:32,470 Say what? 286 00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:36,273 Gee, why don't you just ask me to drive a car? 287 00:14:36,274 --> 00:14:37,875 Hey, you want a paw? I can do that. 288 00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:40,478 Look. Here. Here's my paw. 289 00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:41,445 Look how stupid buck is. 290 00:14:41,446 --> 00:14:43,213 [laughing] 291 00:14:43,214 --> 00:14:45,082 You know, kids, we, uh, 292 00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:47,385 Really can't afford to keep two dogs. 293 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:50,187 Gee, I wonder which one gets to stay. 294 00:14:50,188 --> 00:14:52,490 Aw, she's so pretty. Aw, isn't she pretty? 295 00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:53,524 Hey, 296 00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:55,225 Anybody want a paw? 297 00:14:55,226 --> 00:14:56,326 A paw? 298 00:14:56,327 --> 00:14:58,896 You know, a paw? 299 00:14:58,897 --> 00:15:01,098 [sighs] 300 00:15:01,099 --> 00:15:02,966 [crickets chirping] 301 00:15:02,967 --> 00:15:04,101 [buck snoring] 302 00:15:06,404 --> 00:15:08,205 Al: Hey, where's my slipper? 303 00:15:08,206 --> 00:15:09,873 Bud: Where's my game boy? 304 00:15:09,874 --> 00:15:11,341 Kelly: I don't know. 305 00:15:11,342 --> 00:15:14,111 I can't find my cd or my best bra. 306 00:15:21,118 --> 00:15:22,919 [barking] 307 00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:29,927 There it is. Buck. 308 00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:33,431 [drowsily] huh? Huh? What? What, what? 309 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:34,598 That's my slipper. 310 00:15:34,599 --> 00:15:35,766 Bad boy. 311 00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:36,767 Wait a minute. 312 00:15:36,768 --> 00:15:39,903 I was dreaming about a roast. 313 00:15:39,904 --> 00:15:41,372 Now, somebody set me up. 314 00:15:41,373 --> 00:15:42,773 Who could have done this? 315 00:15:42,774 --> 00:15:46,443 [snickers] 316 00:15:48,579 --> 00:15:51,048 Buck, would you like to come back in now? 317 00:15:51,049 --> 00:15:52,916 And what have we learned? 318 00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:55,318 [shivering] th-th-that when you're frozen solid, 319 00:15:55,319 --> 00:15:57,554 You really don't think about sex that much. 320 00:16:00,725 --> 00:16:02,526 Okay, you can come back in. 321 00:16:02,527 --> 00:16:03,527 Come on. 322 00:16:03,528 --> 00:16:04,795 Come. 323 00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:06,931 Are you hungry, boy? 324 00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:10,834 Yeah, it's a holdover from a couple days ago. 325 00:16:10,835 --> 00:16:12,702 I'll get you some food. 326 00:16:12,703 --> 00:16:14,638 [doorbell rings] 327 00:16:14,639 --> 00:16:16,373 [groans] 328 00:16:16,374 --> 00:16:20,544 Is it possible god's a cat? 329 00:16:20,545 --> 00:16:24,348 Cherry cheesecake for herr bundy. 330 00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:29,086 Well, I'm a bundy, and I'm here. 331 00:16:29,087 --> 00:16:30,388 [both chuckle] 332 00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:31,955 I'm-- a little bit of french humor. 333 00:16:31,956 --> 00:16:33,391 I'll take it. Yeah. 334 00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:34,925 Uh, I'm hans the chef. 335 00:16:34,926 --> 00:16:37,161 I wanted to deliver this myself 336 00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,628 So I might meet the man 337 00:16:38,629 --> 00:16:41,699 Who loved my cheesecake so much. 338 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:42,833 I'm sorry, but you missed him. 339 00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:44,535 He would've loved to have meet you. 340 00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:45,569 It's very cold out-- 341 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,409 Ugh, one of dad's socks get free? 342 00:16:52,410 --> 00:16:53,710 Ugh, I wish. 343 00:16:53,711 --> 00:16:55,613 It's dad's cheesecake. 344 00:16:58,383 --> 00:17:00,651 I had to chase some sissy mary in short pants 345 00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:02,586 Off our front lawn. 346 00:17:04,856 --> 00:17:07,424 He was babblin' at me, callin' me "hair." 347 00:17:07,425 --> 00:17:09,826 So I-- 348 00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:11,795 I turned the hose on him. 349 00:17:13,831 --> 00:17:15,199 With the wind chill factor, 350 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,402 He shouldn't make it to the corner. 351 00:17:18,403 --> 00:17:19,670 What's that I smell? 352 00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:21,404 [sniffing] 353 00:17:21,405 --> 00:17:22,572 It's here. 354 00:17:26,344 --> 00:17:28,979 I must open it and let it breathe. 355 00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:30,213 Yikes! Yikes! 356 00:17:30,214 --> 00:17:32,282 [inhaling deeply] 357 00:17:32,283 --> 00:17:35,318 [tearfully] this is what memories are made of. 358 00:17:35,319 --> 00:17:36,920 I must fetch my cheese goggles. 359 00:17:36,921 --> 00:17:39,957 Now, you two may admire it, 360 00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:41,725 But don't touch it. 361 00:17:41,726 --> 00:17:45,729 This cheese means more to me than both of your lives. 362 00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:51,401 Well, once again, dad has gone 363 00:17:51,402 --> 00:17:55,172 Where no cartoon character has dared to go. 364 00:17:55,173 --> 00:17:57,040 Yeah, but he hasn't been this happy 365 00:17:57,041 --> 00:18:00,811 Since charmin started coming in an eight-pack. 366 00:18:00,812 --> 00:18:03,681 Well, we better get out of here. 367 00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:05,449 Once dad cuts into that cheese, 368 00:18:05,450 --> 00:18:08,786 Neither of us will be able to have children. 369 00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:10,387 Aw, I didn't know you and your pillow 370 00:18:10,388 --> 00:18:12,222 Were planning a family. 371 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:21,865 Hey. 372 00:18:21,866 --> 00:18:23,133 Hey, look at that snowman 373 00:18:23,134 --> 00:18:25,469 In front of the henderson house. 374 00:18:25,470 --> 00:18:26,804 Looks like a guy in shorts 375 00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:29,707 Givin' our house the bird. 376 00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:32,510 Wonder how they did that. 377 00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:34,711 [sighs] a nice nap. 378 00:18:34,712 --> 00:18:36,914 Gee, that bed was comfortable. 379 00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:38,148 Hey, you still here? 380 00:18:38,149 --> 00:18:40,650 Heh, yeah, but not for long. 381 00:18:40,651 --> 00:18:41,985 The big dumb bundy went upstairs 382 00:18:41,986 --> 00:18:43,621 To get my leash. 383 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,556 And I think he's takin' me to the pound. 384 00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:47,624 Aw, the pound isn't so bad. 385 00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:49,693 Somebody'll take you home. 386 00:18:49,694 --> 00:18:51,962 I hear there's a big demand for 9-year-old dogs 387 00:18:51,963 --> 00:18:55,666 Who couldn't sit if they had no front legs. 388 00:18:56,334 --> 00:18:57,767 No doubt about it. 389 00:18:57,768 --> 00:18:59,503 It's you they love. 390 00:18:59,504 --> 00:19:01,071 They even got that cheesecake 391 00:19:01,072 --> 00:19:03,407 Over there on the table for you. 392 00:19:03,408 --> 00:19:05,342 I was hoping you'd let me have a bite, 393 00:19:05,343 --> 00:19:07,745 Sort of a last meal. 394 00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:09,213 Hm, I'll tell you what. 395 00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:11,047 You did me a favor by bringing me here, 396 00:19:11,048 --> 00:19:12,716 So I guess I can do you one. 397 00:19:12,717 --> 00:19:14,050 You can watch me eat it. 398 00:19:18,889 --> 00:19:21,891 [barking] 399 00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:25,396 What do you want, ya dumb--? 400 00:19:27,565 --> 00:19:29,666 Hi, daddy. 401 00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:32,803 So now what? Rub me, wash me, walk me, what? 402 00:19:34,205 --> 00:19:36,506 Daddy? 403 00:19:36,507 --> 00:19:38,475 Well, I've tried to track down hans, 404 00:19:38,476 --> 00:19:41,978 But nobody seems to know where he is. 405 00:19:41,979 --> 00:19:44,080 Jeez, I'm starving. 406 00:19:44,081 --> 00:19:46,817 Nothin' in this house to eat, not even dog food. 407 00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:48,485 If I had a gun and a thumb, 408 00:19:48,486 --> 00:19:50,554 You'd be dead. 409 00:19:53,391 --> 00:19:55,859 Oh, tramp. No more. 410 00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:58,362 The boss will be mad. 411 00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,563 Okay. 412 00:19:59,564 --> 00:20:02,566 But this is the last piece. 413 00:20:13,311 --> 00:20:14,944 [barking] 414 00:20:14,945 --> 00:20:17,714 Chef: We have nothing. Go away! 415 00:20:17,715 --> 00:20:20,583 And they keep saying there's no recession. 416 00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:25,355 Oh, no, it's you, huh? 417 00:20:25,356 --> 00:20:27,391 Gee, sorry I didn't get a chance to say goodbye, 418 00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:28,992 But sound doesn't really travel well 419 00:20:28,993 --> 00:20:30,360 As high up as you got tossed. 420 00:20:30,361 --> 00:20:32,929 [laughing] 421 00:20:33,898 --> 00:20:35,399 Yeah, I had it coming. 422 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,133 Well, I'm here to apologize. 423 00:20:37,134 --> 00:20:39,370 I should have known you were smarter than me. 424 00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:41,938 After all, you're a male dog. 425 00:20:41,939 --> 00:20:43,173 [scoffs] yeah. 426 00:20:43,174 --> 00:20:45,742 You got that right. 427 00:20:45,743 --> 00:20:48,078 You know, I could have done those tricks too. 428 00:20:48,079 --> 00:20:50,780 I just think they're...Demeaning. 429 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,516 I see that now. 430 00:20:53,517 --> 00:20:55,452 I can't stand that I hurt you. 431 00:20:55,453 --> 00:20:58,688 The only honorable thing to do is to end it all. 432 00:20:58,689 --> 00:21:00,423 If you think of me at all, 433 00:21:00,424 --> 00:21:03,960 Know that I loved you just a little. 434 00:21:03,961 --> 00:21:05,962 Arrivederci, mon amour. 435 00:21:05,963 --> 00:21:08,131 Ohhh, wait. 436 00:21:08,132 --> 00:21:10,167 Come home with me. I'll sneak ya in. 437 00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:12,403 I'll find you some food too. 438 00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:14,905 But this time, as soon as you eat, 439 00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:17,273 I get some heat. 440 00:21:20,277 --> 00:21:21,344 You're the boss. 441 00:21:21,345 --> 00:21:22,513 [chuckles] 442 00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:23,680 Damn right. 443 00:21:23,681 --> 00:21:26,049 [chuckling] 444 00:21:26,050 --> 00:21:28,451 I'm the male dog. 445 00:21:30,955 --> 00:21:33,190 [cool blues song playing] 446 00:21:36,528 --> 00:21:38,695 ♪ woman makes you stupid ♪ 447 00:21:38,696 --> 00:21:40,864 ♪ every man's a hound ♪ 448 00:21:40,865 --> 00:21:43,233 ♪ she say her love's an ocean ♪ 449 00:21:43,234 --> 00:21:45,569 ♪ then she pulls you in to drown ♪ 450 00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:47,804 ♪ woman makes you stupid ♪ 451 00:21:47,805 --> 00:21:50,040 ♪ always playin' with your head ♪ 452 00:21:50,041 --> 00:21:52,008 ♪ next time you'll be smilin' ♪ 453 00:21:52,009 --> 00:21:54,744 ♪ is the day you wake up dead ♪ 454 00:22:03,754 --> 00:22:05,989 ♪ woman makes you stupid ♪ 455 00:22:05,990 --> 00:22:08,325 ♪ when she show a little tail ♪ 456 00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:09,693 ♪ I don't know why we need 'em ♪ 457 00:22:09,694 --> 00:22:10,760 ♪ oh, yeah ♪ 458 00:22:10,761 --> 00:22:12,996 ♪ a coffin needs a nail ♪ 459 00:22:37,087 --> 00:22:40,123 [playing cool blues song] 460 00:22:40,124 --> 00:22:42,426 ♪ woman makes you stupid ♪ 461 00:22:42,427 --> 00:22:44,561 ♪ when she show a little tail ♪ 462 00:22:44,562 --> 00:22:46,096 ♪ I don't know why we need 'em ♪ 463 00:22:46,097 --> 00:22:47,130 ♪ oh, yeah ♪ 464 00:22:47,131 --> 00:22:49,466 ♪ a coffin needs a nail ♪